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Clatter, clatter, clatter, DING!

Royal typewriterMy son is a jour­nal­ist and there­by meets a great vari­ety of inter­est­ing peo­ple. Recent­ly he met some­one who is going into the busi­ness of restor­ing type­writ­ers. That made me smile.

For a long time (this was years ago) I resist­ed pur­chas­ing a com­put­er, lis­ten­ing with a bemused smile as peo­ple debat­ed the rel­a­tive mer­its of a PC in con­trast to an Apple. I hung on to my beloved old Roy­al Type­writer, one of many I had. I would go to flea-mar­kets in search of spare parts and rib­bons, and find them.

There was a won­der­ful fin­ger-feel to those old machines, and a musi­cal clat­ter that was tru­ly sooth­ing. My old­er boys have told me that were put to sleep by the late-night clack­ing of my machines. And oh, yes, there was that won­der­ful DING! when you threw the car­riage back.

(Did you know that the QWERTY sys­tem of key arrange­ment was designed to slow down the old man­u­al type­writ­ers? Peo­ple typed so fast the keys kept jam­ming. Such is progress.)

There was an added asset to a man­u­al type­writer: it also func­tioned as an edi­tor. The point being that work­ing on a man­u­al type­writer was a labo­ri­ous project. For me it was even hard­er since I nev­er had learned to touch-type, but had (have) my own odd-ball hunt and peck sys­tem. But mind, I could (can) type fast. But oh, that car­bon paper; the onion skin copy paper! Do you remem­ber that? Nasty stuff.

Any­way, one day I need­ed to retype a man­u­script. I had put it off, but it was due the next day. All 200 or so pages. I there­fore began in the morn­ing, say sev­en AM. At about two PM I was still going, if not strong, at least going.

Come five PM my hands were aching to such a degree that I knew if I stopped I’d nev­er be able to resume.

I fin­ished typ­ing the book at about eight PM. I sent it in the next day (by snail mail of course). For the next three days, I couldn’t move my hands.

sore hands

But about that type­writ­ing edit­ing: Because, as per the above, it was so much work, I often cut my text as I worked, not to enhance the qual­i­ty, but to reduce the work. But the truth is, it did enhance the qual­i­ty. It nev­er hurts to cut. Man­u­al type­writ­ers made it pleasurable.

Ever notice that there are more big books (as in page count) than ever? Thank the computer—the dull, click-click­ing of the com­put­er, with­out even a musi­cal bell for punc­tu­a­tion. Yes, it’s far eas­i­er to write on a com­put­er, as I would even­tu­al­ly learn. Still, it has a spell-check­er to com­pen­sate for its dullness.

This past Christ­mas I con­sult­ed with my son as to a good Christ­mas gift for my fifth-grade grand-daugh­ter. To my aston­ish­ment I was told, “She’d real­ly like a type­writer. She finds the com­put­er distracting.”

I found a new one for her. An elec­tric one.

She’s using it.

But I do feel sor­ry for her: no clat­ter, clat­ter, clat­ter, DING! Pure music to my ears.

Maybe I’ll seek out that type­writer restorer.

2 thoughts on “Clatter, clatter, clatter, DING!”

  1. Today’s blog brought a chuck­le and mem­o­ries of writ­ing my Mas­ter’s The­sis. I HAD to have a com­put­er to do it. At that time, I did­n’t own a type­writer and was hap­py with my pur­chase of an Apple 2C, of which I was very proud.

    There was a time I thought I would nev­er write on a com­put­er. I liked (like) the feel of the pen on paper. As my hands have aged (I will nev­er!), I find it eas­i­er to use the com­put­er, which is faster, eas­i­er on the fin­gers and hands, and more efficient. 

    But it’s effi­cien­cy, your thoughts have made me reflect, is inef­fi­cient. I lose changes to dele­tions as I revise or edit. I lose the slow­er pace of writ­ing by hand. I lose the feel of that pen on the paper. I lose. 

    So, what to do? That’s a conun­drum on which to ponder.

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  2. Thanks Avi for the trip down mem­o­ry lane. I remem­ber the type­writer keys get­ting jammed togeth­er when I typed too fast; care­ful­ly dab­bing liq­uid “white out” over my typos; and the exer­cise of chang­ing the rib­bon, which to me seemed some­what like chang­ing a car tire. I don’t miss type­writ­ers much, but I do miss the DINGs!

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